“Me fail english? Thats unpossible.” ~Ralph Wiggum
You’re vs Your
It’s gotten out of hand, I just
Can’t take it anymore
Does anyone still remember
How to use “you’re” and “your?”
If I see one more person write
“Your funny” on the net
I may do something with my laptop
That I will regret
It’s not “you’re house” or “you’re city”
Nor is it “your welcome”
I’m being so bombarded that
I feel I’ll soon succumb
To using these improperly
Because of sheer exposure
It’s enough to make you lose
All of you’re composure
Because your constantly seeing
No one give a care
How did proper grammar become
So extremely rare?
You’re average Joe just can’t seem to
Grasp simple concepts like
Abbreviating “you are” by
Making “a” take a hike
And separating both the sides
With an apostrophe
What’s the matter, don’t have enough
Time to find that key?
Is it missing from you’re phone?
Or maybe your too busy?
Wait a second, is that right?
I’m feeling a bit dizzy
I think I’ll go and lie down while
Your reading this here ballad
And if you’re built-in spell check thinks
That my grammar is valid
If your finished reading this
And can’t find my mistakes
If nothing here seems incorrect
If you’re head never shakes
I’ll firmly plant my face inside
My palm to show the fail
Because my sarcastic lesson
Has been to no avail
~Miro ;)
